Tara freaking out about figure skaters is literally my favorite thing right now oh my god.
Stéphane Lambiel is Flynn Rider okay HE IS FLYNN RIDER
also I would pay good money to see him dressed as Flynn Rider and doing a group routine to that “I’ve Got A Dream”
Fox News headlines v. real headlines, part 2425183.
The brunette part is really important.
Fun fact, our hair color reveals our place in pansexual society. Blondes are our record keepers. The great librarians, they collect, analyze, store, and distribute information to the rest of us. They are blonde because they reflect the light of knowledge. Those with Black Hair are our inventors. They investigate, produce, and teach new technologies so that we may thrive in future times. Their hair is black because of their frequent dives into the void of the unknown. Burnettes are our ambassadors. They interact with people, plants, and animals, forging bonds that can protect us when we are threatened. Their hair is brown because of their deep connection to the earth.
And as for redheads.
You don’t want to know the purpose of the Red Heads. But may their hellfire consume our enemies.
I don’t think that looks right
fun fact actually
that’s chad bradford, famously a pitcher for the Oakland A’s during the season that’s commemorated by the film “Moneyball”
the way he pitches is kind of weird, so most teams didn’t really want to take a chance on him, even though he’s totally a great ball player.
so the A’s got him and that team very nearly went to the World Series in 2001, but were beaten by the Yankees in the play-offs (who were then beaten by the Diamondbacks in the World Series and it was AWESOME)
or maybe that’s a fact that’s just fun for me
my cousin thinks Hunter Moore is “so funny in such a fucked up way hahahaha”
WHAT THE FUCK
NO NO NO
Shout out to my Native Americans for still prospering on land that was yours regardless of white people trying to kill you off, relegate you to small pieces of land, and encouraging drastic physical and sexual violence in your communities while still having the nerve to run with a holiday about how they’re thankful you didn’t just leave their asses to die when they got here.